Funny Quotes On Life; I Told Myself To Quit As I Pressed The Next Episode Button. Life is like a camera – just smile and say “cheese,” but don’t forget to adjust the exposure when it gets a little too dark! Remember, growing old is mandatory, but growing up is purely optional. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then find someone whose life has given them vodka! And don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out of it alive anyway!